![]() ![]() ![]() If you don't have anything nice to say, sometimes it's best not to say anything at all.ġ1. My horoscope said today would have unsuspecting challenges.ġ0. I think you sent me your "Twilight" FanFiction by mistake.Ħ. Are you still on your parents' phone bill? Do they know you text like this?ĥ. The person you are trying to reach is not available at this time, please ask for consent first, and then try again.Ĥ. I didn't have "impromptu midday sexting" on my calendar.ģ. Please don't make personal calls during business hours.Ģ. If you're hit with an unpromoted sext, here are 50 witty ways to reply. Nobody wants to receive a line form 50 Shades Of Grey while they're screen-sharing at work or taking a selfie with their aunt at brunch. Just like anything sexy IRL, sending a sexy text means getting clear on consent. Being able to incorporate humor when talking about sex can take the pressure off, allowing you and your date to connect and say what's on your mind. While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires. If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better - especially sex. Perhaps the second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so hard you think you're going to pee. ![]() Though you may always have your cell phone on you, you may not always be in the mood to swap XXX messages, so whether you're trying to shut it down or turn it up, these witty responses to sexting are sure to make your date happy, horny, or some combination of both. ![]()
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